It’s official.  The plural of foot no longer exists.  It’s been over six months since I’ve heard the word feet.  It’s always 93 FOOT.  106 FOOT. 488 FOOT.  And guess what.  It’s not just the low life ignorant dumbasses saying this but the well-educated dumbasses too!    Newscasters, Renovation shows, everything and everybody. 

A requiem will be held for the word feet. 

It will be helled at:


At 9PM

Bring the kiddies